Evil Dead II

AKA:
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Evil Dead II, the Sequel to the Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror (closing credits title)

Written by:
Sam Raimi

Directed by:
Sam Raimi

Made in:
USA in 1987

Actors:
Bruce Campbell .... Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
Sarah Berry .... Annie Knowby
Dan Hicks .... Jake
Kassie DePaiva .... Bobbie Joe (as Kassie Wesley)
Ted Raimi .... Possessed Henrietta (as Theodore Raimi)
Denise Bixler .... Linda
Richard Domeier .... Ed Getley
John Peaks .... Professor Raymond Knowby
Lou Hancock .... Henrietta Knowby
Snowy Winters .... Dancer (dance sequence)

Plot:
Ash - the sole survivor of the original 'Evil Dead' - returns with his girlfriend Linda to the remote cabin in the woods. He discovers a tape recorder that a professor had used to record incantations from the Necronomicon XMortis - the Book of the Dead. When he turns it on, the recording releases a dark, sinister force from the woods. It turns Linda into a zombie, her soul possessed by some hideous demon, and then tries to do the same to Ash. Other people come to help Ash, but one by one they are taken over by the Evil Dead force that also possesses Linda, the Professor, and the Professor's wife...and they try to make sure Ash is...Dead by Dawn. IMDB

Review:
A very good movie, especially considering it is a sequel. And even considering not being allowed to use any footage from the first film!!

This movie is very, very good. It isn't exacly as good as the first, but what movie ever is?

It is funny at times, and scary at times, and I love the scenes where Ash is going insane, and when he is attacked by his severed hand.

But it deserves:

The 6th Day

AKA:
On the Sixth Day (USA) (working title)
Sixième jour, Le (Canada: French title)
The Sixth Day (USA) (alternative spelling)

Written by:
Cormac Wibberley
Marianne Wibberley

Directed by:
Roger Spottiswoode

Made in:
USA & Canada in 2000

Actors:
Arnold Schwarzenegger .... Adam Gibson
Michael Rapaport .... Hank Morgan
Tony Goldwyn .... Michael Drucker
Michael Rooker .... Robert Marshall
Sarah Wynter .... Talia Elsworth
Wendy Crewson .... Natalie Gibson
Rodney Rowland .... P. Wiley (as Rod Rowland)
Terry Crews .... Vincent
Ken Pogue .... Speaker Day
Colin Cunningham .... Tripp
Robert Duvall .... Dr. Griffin Weir
Wanda Cannon .... Katherine Weir

Plot:
In the world of the very near future, cattle, fish, and even the family pet can be cloned. But cloning humans is illegal - that is until family man Adam Gibson comes home from work one day to find a clone has replaced him. Taken from his family and plunged into a sinister world he doesn't understand, Gibson must not only save himself from the assassins who must now destroy him to protect their secret, but uncover who and what is behind the horrible things happening to him. IMDB

Review:
Not a bad movie, and there are some funny parts here and there. Not Schwarzenegger's best, but you can't expect too much, right? :)

The story is decent and everything looks good.
I'll watch it if it is on TV, but I won't go out of my way to see it.

Werewolf

AKA:
Arizona Werewolf

Written by:
Brad Hornbacher
Tony Zarindast

Directed by:
Tony Zarindast

Made in:
USA in 1996

Actors:
Jorge Rivero .... Yuri (as George Rivero)
Richard Lynch .... Noel
Federico Cavalli .... Paul Niles (as Fred Cavalli)
Adrianna Miles .... Natalie Burke
Joe Estevez .... Joel
Jules Desjarlais .... Tommy
R.C. Bates .... Sam the Keeper
Tony Zarindast .... Security Guard
Randall Oliver .... Bill
Heidi Bjorn .... Carrie

Plot:
A team of archaeologists with unplaceable accents unearth a skeleton at a dig in an Arizona quarry. The Native Americans on the dig instantly recognize it as the remains of a werewolf, so the team leaders immediately take it to their lab and stare at it. Natalie, one of the team members, thinks it's absolutely fascinating, but Yuri siezes on greater ambitions when one of the dig assistants, who injured themself on the remains, becomes infected and turns into a werewolf in full view of hospital personnel. Yuri then conducts an experiment infecting other people in town to see if they turn into werewolves as well. When Paul arrives at the lab to assist in analyzing the remains, Yuri infects him, too. After Paul's transformation (under a week-long full moon), Natalie tries to save him. IMDB

Review:
THANK GOD that we watched this with MST3000, otherwise I would have gone nuts!! I do suggest watching it with MST, but otherwise - stay away from this movie!!!

Bad acting.. no - HORRIBLE acting, bad accents, and just an awful plot.

Risky Business

Written by:
Paul Brickman

Directed by:
Paul Brickman

Made in:
USA in 1983

Actors:
Tom Cruise .... Joel Goodsen
Rebecca De Mornay .... Lana
Joe Pantoliano .... Guido
Richard Masur .... Rutherford
Bronson Pinchot .... Barry
Curtis Armstrong .... Miles
Nicholas Pryor .... Joel's Father
Janet Carroll .... Joel's Mother

Plot:
A suburban Chicago teenager's parents leave on vacation, and he cuts loose. An unauthorised trip in his father's Porsche means a sudden need for lots of money, which he raises in a creative way. IMDB

Review:
I don't think my expectations were TOO high before watching this movie, but while watching it.. I realized.. it is really, really bad. :/ I had never seen it during my teen years, and maybe if I had seen it then, I would like it more now, but I don't think so.. :/

It was a good beginning role for Tom Cruise, I'll give him that. And a lot of the actors in the movie go on to become well known (even if only in nerd-roles).

The storyline is bland and dull. Comparing this to other movies of its time, Porky's, Risky Business just doesn't come close. Some parts are really funny and good, but only here and there, and it wasn't enough to keep the movie afloat.
It isn't all it is cracked up to be.
I didn't like it. :/

Ringu 2

AKA:
Ring 2 (International: English title)

Written by:
Hideo Nakata
Kôji Suzuki

Directed by:
Hideo Nakata

Made in:
Japan 1999

Actors:
Miki Nakatani .... Mai Takano
Hitomi Sato .... Masami Kurahashi
Kyôko Fukada .... Kanae Sawaguchi
Fumiyo Kohinata .... Dr. Kawajiri
Kenjiro Ishimaru .... Detective Omuta
Yûrei Yanagi .... Okazaki
Rikiya Otaka .... Yoichi
Yoichi Numata .... Takashi Yamamura
Nanako Matsushima .... Reiko Asakawa
Hiroyuki Sanada .... Ryuji Takayama
Masako .... Shizuko Yamamura
Katsumi Muramatsu .... Koichi Asakawa
Daisuke Ban .... Dr. Heihachiro Ikuma
Reita Serizawa .... Sakuma
Taro Suwa .... A inspector

Plot:
In this sequel to Ringu (1998), Mai Takano is trying to learn more about the death of her boyfriend, Ryuji. She soon hears stories about a videotape haunted by the spirit of a girl named Sadako, who died many years earlier. Supposedly, anyone watching the tape will die of fright exactly one week later. After some investigating, she learns that Ryuji's son, Youichi, is developing the same psychic powers that Sadako had when she was alive. Mai must now find some way to keep Yuuichi and herself from becoming Sadako's next victims. IMDB

Review:
This was not the original sequel to Ringu. The sequel is called The Spiral, and they were released at the same time in the theatre. No one liked The Spiral, so they remade the second movie, and it was called Ringu 2. I have never seen The Spiral, so I don't know which is better.. but I've read that The Spiral really answers a lot of questions that the trilogy doesn't. So, I really look forward to seeing that movie, even though it is supposed to be very boring.

I like this movie, it is okay, once again I think it could be scarier and darker, but it is much, much better than The Ring 2 (American version). This movie is pretty good and I would recommend it to anyone.

Language is Japanese. Shouldn't be too difficult to find, especially with English subtitles or dubbed.

So, it deserves:

I Spit on your Grave

Original title:
Day of the Woman

AKA:
Hate Your Guts
I Spit on Your Grave
The Rape and Revenge of Jennifer Hill (USA) (poster title)

Written by:
Meir Zarchi

Directed by:
Meir Zarchi

Made in:
USA in 1978

Actors:
Camille Keaton .... Jennifer Hill
Eron Tabor .... Johnny
Richard Pace .... Matthew
Anthony Nichols .... Stanley
Gunter Kleemann .... Andy

Plot:
The film follows Jennifer, a writer who is working on a new novel and needs to get out of the city to finish it. She hires a river side apartment to finish her novel, attracting the attention of a number of male locals. They catch Jenifer one day and strip her naked for the Village Idiot(Matthew), to rape her, he can't or won't and so one of the others does it for him. Jennifer is raped a further two times, her novel is destroyed also, she then begins to seek revenge on the men who raped her. IMDB

Review:
This movie was once banned in: Australia, Nova Scotia, New Zealand, and the UK.

It is banned in: Ontario, Finland, Iceland, Ireland, Norway, (and probably Sweden, too).

The countries that lifted the ban, probably only did so for a heavily cut version.

Often named by film critic Roger Ebert as the worst movie ever made.
But - I love it. :/ :)

It is definately a Hurly movie. It is very violent.
So, I do not recommend this movie, unless you are into other movies like it.

She-Devil

Written by:
Fay Weldon (novel)
Barry Strugatz (screenplay)

Directed by:
Susan Seidelman

Made in:
USA in 1989

Actors:
Meryl Streep .... Mary Fisher
Roseanne .... Ruth Patchett (as Roseanne Barr)
Ed Begley Jr. .... Bob
Linda Hunt .... Hooper
Sylvia Miles .... Mrs. Fisher
Elisebeth Peters .... Nicolette Patchett
Bryan Larkin .... Andy Patchett
A Martinez .... Garcia
Maria Pitillo .... Olivia Honey

Plot:
Ruth is a wife and mother who tries to please her husband, even though she is fat. But when her husband falls into an affair with a certain romance novelist, Ruth goes bezerk and demands revenge. First she embarresses her husband when his parents come over to dinner. Then when he leaves her for good, Ruth comes up with a list of everything that belongs to her husband then the revenge is to destroy all of it. Because, she's a She Devil! IMDB

Review:
I really like this movie, it is a very funny comedy. Roseanne Barr is annoying as usual, but I really like her role and acting in this movie.

This is a good time filler for a rainy Saturday afternoon.

Meet the Parents

Written by:
Greg Glienna
Mary Ruth Clarke

Directed by:
Jay Roach

Made in:
USA in 2000

Actors:
Robert De Niro .... Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller .... Gaylord 'Greg' Focker
Teri Polo .... Pam Byrnes
Blythe Danner .... Dina Byrnes
Nicole DeHuff .... Deborah Byrnes
Jon Abrahams .... Denny Byrnes
Owen Wilson .... Kevin Rawley
James Rebhorn .... Dr. Larry Banks
Thomas McCarthy .... Dr. Bob Banks
Phyllis George .... Linda Banks

Plot:
Male nurse Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) is poised to propose to his girlfriend Pam (Teri Polo) during a weekend stay at her parents' home. But here's the catch . . . he needs to ask her father first. Alas, the fur flies as Jack Byrnes, Pam's cat-crazy, ex-CIA father, played by Robert De Niro, takes an immediate dislike to her less-than-truthful beau. Greg's quest for approval gets seriously sidetracked as Murphy's Law takes over and a string of mishaps turns him into a master of disaster and total pariah in the eyes of the entire family . . . all except for his shell-shocked girlfriend, who can't believe she still loves her one-man wrecking crew. IMDB

Review:
I really like this movie! It is very funny and very disturbing at times. :/ :) I'd recommend it to anyone.

But it is difficult to give it a Christian Bale, with having seen Meet the Fockers.

Halloween II

AKA:
Halloween II: The Horror Continues (USA) (working title)
Halloween II: The Nightmare Isn't Over! (USA) (video box title)

Written by:
John Carpenter
Debra Hill

Directed by:
Rick Rosenthal

Made in:
USA in 1981

Actors:
Jamie Lee Curtis .... Laurie Strode
Donald Pleasence .... Dr. Sam Loomis
Charles Cyphers .... Sheriff Leigh Brackett
Lance Guest .... Jimmy Lloyd
Hunter von Leer .... Deputy Gary Hunt
Nancy Stephens .... Marion Chambers
Tawny Moyer .... Nurse Jill Franco
Ana Alicia .... Nurse Janet Marshall
Pamela Susan Shoop .... Nurse Karen Bailey
Dick Warlock .... The Shape/Patrolman #3
Gloria Gifford .... Head Nurse Mrs. Alves
Ford Rainey .... Dr. Frederick Mixter
Leo Rossi .... Budd
Cliff 'Fatty' Emmich .... Mr. Garrett
John Zenda .... The Marshal

Plot:
In a continuation of the plot of Halloween, Michael Myers shows off his indestructability by resuming his murder spree despite being gunned down with six bullets in the original movie. Laurie Strode is once more his intended victim, with Dr. Sam Loomis again in hot persuit. IMDB

Review:
Being a sequel, the movie is very, very good! Not as good as the original, but it works. And of course it has Jamie Lee Curtis. ;)

If I was to put in one of these movies, I would always pick the first Halloween movie, and pass this one over. But considering they follow each other very well, they are great to watch back-to-back.

Banned in Iceland.

Harry Potter 1

Original title:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

AKA:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (International: English title) (UK)
Harry Potter (USA) (working title)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (USA)

Written by:
J.K. Rowling (novel)
Steven Kloves (screenplay)

Directed by:
Chris Columbus

Made in:
USA in 2001

Actors:
Richard Harris .... Albus Dumbledore
Maggie Smith .... Professor Minerva McGonagall
Robbie Coltrane .... Rubeus Hagrid
Saunders Triplets .... Harry Potter (Age 1)
Daniel Radcliffe .... Harry Potter
Fiona Shaw .... Aunt Petunia
Harry Melling .... Dudley Dursley
Richard Griffiths .... Uncle Vernon
Derek Deadman .... Tom
Ian Hart .... Professor Quirrell

Plot:
Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) has spent the first ten years of his life living under the stairs in the house of his Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon, who generally dislike him. Then, one day, a giant, named Hagrid, comes to him with an invitation to study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry soon discovers that there are two worlds: one is the dreary world of the Muggles where he's grown up, and the other is one of magic and fantasy, and it's the latter in which he's destined to live. IMDB

Review:
I haven't read the books yet, but I intend to do so.
I love this movie and I think it is great for both adults and children.
Definately recommend it to anyone!

For its genre, only deserves a:

Ringu

AKA:
Ring (International: English title) (UK) (USA)

Written by:
Kôji Suzuki (novel)
Hiroshi Takahashi (screenplay)

Directed by:
Hideo Nakata

Made in:
Japan in 1998

Actors:
Nanako Matsushima .... Reiko Asakawa
Miki Nakatani .... Mai Takano
Hiroyuki Sanada .... Ryuji Takayama
Yuko Takeuchi .... Tomoko Oishi
Hitomi Sato .... Masami Kurahashi
Yoichi Numata .... Takashi Yamamura
Yutaka Matsushige .... Yoshino
Katsumi Muramatsu .... Koichi Asakawa
Rikiya Otaka .... Yoichi Asakawa
Masako .... Shizuko Yamamura
Daisuke Ban .... Dr. Heihachiro Ikuma
Kiyoshi Risho .... Omiya the Cameraman
Yûrei Yanagi .... Okazaki
Yôko Ôshima .... Reiko's Aunt
Kiriko Shimizu .... Ryomi Oishi

Plot:
After the death of her cousin Tomoko, reporter Reiko hears stories of a videotape that kills everyone who sees it exactly one week after viewing. At first she discounts the rumors, but when she learns that Tomoko's friend (who watched the video with her) died at exactly the same time, she begins to investigate. After viewing the tape herself, strange things start happening, and so she teams up with her ex-husband to try to stop the death clock that has once again begun ticking. IMDB

Review:
This movie is nothing like the American version of the story, The Ring. They have a very, very similar story line, but this one doesn't go as in depth as the American version. It sorta skims the surface of the entire story.

As I enjoy The Ring, I like the Japanese trilogy much, much better.

Should not be difficult to find this movie. Language is Japanese, but should be very easy to find with English subtitles, if not dubbed.

It isn't a bad movie, but I always think that things can be scarier:

Napoleon Dynamite

Written by:
Jared Hess
Jerusha Hess

Directed by:
Jared Hess

Made in:
USA in 2004

Actors:
Jon Heder .... Napoleon Dynamite
Jon Gries .... Uncle Rico
Aaron Ruell .... Kip
Efren Ramirez .... Pedro Sanchez
Diedrich Bader .... Rex
Tina Majorino .... Deb
Sandy Martin .... Grandma
Haylie Duff .... Summer
Trevor Snarr .... Don
Shondrella Avery .... LaFawnduh Lucas
Bracken Johnson .... Randy
Carmen Brady .... Starla
Ellen Dubin .... Ilene
J.C. Cunningham .... Jock No. 1
James Smooth .... Jock No. 2

Plot:
Preston, Idaho's most curious resident, Napoleon Dynamite (Heder), lives with his grandma and his 32-year-old brother (who cruises chat rooms for ladies) and works to help his best friend, Pedro (Efren Ramirez), snatch the Student Body President title from mean teen Summer Wheatley (Haylie Duff). IMDB

Review:
A great movie! Reached over my expectations.

There is really no good way to describe it. I definately recommend this movie to everyone, though! The best "nerd" movie ever made! :)

It might not deserve it, but I'm going to have to give it a:

Scream

AKA:
Scary Movie (USA) (working title)

Written by:
Kevin Williamson

Directed by:
Wes Craven

Made in:
USA in 1996

Actors:
David Arquette .... Deputy Dwight 'Dewey' Riley
Neve Campbell .... Sidney Prescott
Courteney Cox .... Gale Weathers
Skeet Ulrich .... Billy Loomis
Rose McGowan .... Tatum Riley
Matthew Lillard .... Stuart Macher
Jamie Kennedy .... Randy Meeks
W. Earl Brown .... Kenneth Jones
Drew Barrymore .... Casey Becker
Joseph Whipp .... Sheriff Burke
Lawrence Hecht .... Neil Prescott
Roger Jackson .... Phone Voice (voice)
David Booth .... Mr. Becker
Liev Schreiber .... Cotton Weary
Kevin Patrick Walls .... Steven Orth

Plot:
A teenage girl (Neve Campbell) becomes the target of a killer who has stalked and killed one of her classmates. A tabloid news reporter (Courtney Cox) is determined to uncover the truth, insisting that the man who raped and killed Campbell's mother one year earlier is the same man who is terrorizing her now. Campbell's boyfriend (Skeet Ulrich) becomes the prime suspect. IMDB

Review:
Very good for a 90's scary movie. Not the best and not my favorite, but I can quote the movie by heart.

A decent movie to watch on a bored Friday night.

Not perfect, but pretty good when comparing it to other movies in the same genre of the time period.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

AKA:
Jungle Heat (USA)
Piranha Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (USA)

Written by:
J.F. Lawton

Directed by:
J.F. Lawton

Made in:
USA in 1989

Actors:
Shannon Tweed .... Dr. Margo Hunt
Bill Maher .... Jim
Karen Mistal .... Bunny
Adrienne Barbeau .... Dr. Kurtz
Brett Stimely .... Jean-Pierre
Barry Primus .... Ford Maddox
Jim McKrell .... Dean Stockwell
Paul Ross .... Col. Mattel
Vicky Varner .... Barracuda Leader
Alan David Gelman .... Donnahew Leader

Plot:
The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women. IMDB

Review:
Even though this movie is very, very bad - it still has some funny stuff here and there. But it gets really boring after awhile, and you just want it to end.

So, it will have to receive a:

Madagascar

AKA:
Wild Life (USA) (working title)

Written by:
Mark Burton
Billy Frolick

Directed by:
Eric Darnell
Tom McGrath

Made in:
USA in 2005

Actors:
Ben Stiller .... Alex the Lion (voice)
Chris Rock .... Marty the Zebra (voice)
David Schwimmer .... Melman the Giraffe (voice)
Jada Pinkett Smith .... Gloria the Hippo (voice)
Sacha Baron Cohen .... King Julian the Lemur (voice)
Cedric the Entertainer .... Maurice the Lemur (voice)
Tom McGrath .... Skipper the Penguin (voice)
Christopher Knights .... Private the Penguin (voice)
Chris Miller .... Kowalski the Penguin (voice)
Andy Richter .... Mort the Mouse Lemur (voice)
Conrad Vernon .... Mason the Chimpanzee (voice)

Plot:
At New York's Central Park Zoo, a lion (Stiller), a zebra (Rock), a giraffe (Schwimmer), and a hippo (Smith) are best friends and stars of the show. But when one of the animals goes missing from their cage, the other three break free to look for him, only to find themselves reunited ... on a ship en route to the island of Madagascar. When their vessel capsizes off the coast, however, the friends, who have all been raised in captivity, learn first-hand what life can be like in the wild. IMDB

Review:
An adorable movie!
As much for adults as well as children.
The movie is very funny, with some especially great parts here and there: including a tribute to American Beauty and some great music that goes well with the movie. :)

The monkeys and penguins are fantastic! :)

Maybe not perfect, but still deserves a:

Skinned Alive

Written by:
Jon Killough

Directed by:
Jon Killough

Made in:
USA in 1989

Actors:
Mary Jackson .... Crawldaddy
Scott Spiegel .... Phink
Susan Rothacker .... Violet
Floyd Ewing Jr. .... Paul Hickox
Lester Clark .... Tom Miles
Barbara Katz-Norrod .... Whinnie
Mike Render .... Willard Hemp
Jennifer Mullen .... Louise Hickox
Michael Tolochko .... Robert-Randalls Hudson Attorney
Mike Shea .... Chip, The Delivery Man
J.R. Bookwalter .... Jehovah's Witness
Jon Killough .... The Hitchhiker
James L. Edwards .... The Walkman Victim

Plot:
This is the tale of a crazed family of weirdos led by Crawldaddy who like to kill people and remove their skin. IMDB

Review:
NO!

PLEASE do not watch this movie. It was HORRIBLE!!! Horrible beyond belief. :/ I was hoping for a video nasty - and it was.. I wouldn't even call it a video. :/

I'm sure they were trying to make it be stupid, but they.. it.. it isn't even bad enough to laugh at.. :/ It is worse. :/
Eventually Fredrik and I started laughing, just because we couldn't believe we were still watching the movie. :/

This movie makes Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks look like Lord of the Rings..... Okay.. well maybe not Lord of the Rings, but you get my point.

Deserves worse than a:

Black Christmas

Written by:
Roy Moore

Directed by:
Bob Clark

Made in:
Canada in 1974

Actors:
Olivia Hussey .... Jessica Bradford
Keir Dullea .... Peter Smythe
Margot Kidder .... Barbie Coard
John Saxon .... Lieutenant Kenneth Fuller
Marian Waldman .... Mrs. MacHenry
Andrea Martin .... Phyllis Carlson
James Edmond .... Mr. Harrison
Doug McGrath .... Sergeant Nash (as Douglas McGrath)
Art Hindle .... Chris Hayden
Lynne Griffin .... Clare Harrison
Michael Rapport .... Patrick
Leslie Carlson .... Graham (as Les Carlson)
Martha Gibson .... Mrs. Quaife
John Rutter .... Detective Wynman
Robert Warner .... Doctor

Plot:
The story is simple: right before Christmas break, an unseen psycho sneaks into the attic of a Canadian sorority house, menacing the girls with obscene phone calls, and starts to kill them one by one. IMDB

Review:
A great movie, very different from other movies in the genre.

The actors do a great job, and the sorority mother is a blast! :D

The story isn't old or boring, and the end - even though unfulfilling is still great!

Only deserves a:

Murder by Death

Written by:
Neil Simon

Directed by:
Robert Moore

Made in:
USA in 1976

Actors:
Eileen Brennan .... Tess Skeffington
Truman Capote .... Lionel Twain
James Coco .... Inspector Milo Perrier
Peter Falk .... Sam Diamond
Alec Guinness .... Jamesir Bensonmum
Elsa Lanchester .... Miss Jessica Marbles
David Niven .... Dick Charleston
Peter Sellers .... Inspector Sidney Wang
Maggie Smith .... Mrs. Dora Charleston
Nancy Walker .... Yetta
Estelle Winwood .... Miss Withers
James Cromwell .... Marcel
Richard Narita .... Willie Wang

Plot:
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote) has invited the five greatest detectives to a "dinner and murder." How can they resist? Included are a blind butler, a deaf-mute maid, screams, spinning rooms, secret passages, false identities, and more plot turns and twists than are decently allowed. IMDB

Review:
Incredible movie!
I absolutely love it, and I can't imagine anyone not liking this movie. It is funny and silly, great all the way to the end.

Deserves no less than a:

Dodgeball

Original title:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

AKA:
Dodgeball (USA) (short title)
Dodgeball: The Movie (USA) (working title)
Underdogs (USA) (working title)
Untitled Dodgeball Movie (USA) (working title)
Untitled Dodgeball Project (USA) (working title)
Voll auf die Nüsse (Germany)

Written by:
Rawson Marshall Thurber

Directed by:
Rawson Marshall Thurber

Made in:
USA & Germany 2004

Actors:
Vince Vaughn .... Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor .... Kate Veatch
Ben Stiller .... White Goodman
Rip Torn .... Patches O'Houlihan
Justin Long .... Justin
Stephen Root .... Gordon
Joel Moore .... Owen (as Joel David Moore)
Chris Williams .... Dwight
Alan Tudyk .... Steve the Pirate
Missi Pyle .... Fran
Jamal Duff .... Me'Shell Jones (as Jamal E. Duff)
Gary Cole .... Cotton McKnight
Jason Bateman .... Pepper Brooks
Hank Azaria .... Young Patches O'Houlihan
Al Kaplon .... Tournament Referee

Plot:
A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. IMDB

Review:
No. No. No.
What a horrible movie. :/
Ben Stiller really needs to try a different persona. :/

There are some funny parts in this move - but they are few and far btwn. Which is sad because I think this movie could have been a lot better. :/

I tried watching this movie for a second time, to give it another chance, and I think I got not even 10 minutes through before turning it off. :/

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

Written by:
Jonah Royston

Directed by:
Don Edmonds

Made in:
USA & West Germany 1975

Actors:
Dyanne Thorne .... Ilsa
Gregory Knoph .... Wolfe
Tony Mumolo .... Mario
Maria Marx .... Anna
Nicolle Riddell .... Kata
Jo Jo Deville .... Ingrid
Sandy Richman .... Maigret
George 'Buck' Flower .... Binz (as C.D. Lafleuer)
Rodina Keeler .... Gretchen
Richard Kennedy .... General (as Wolfgang Roehm)
Lance Marshall .... Richter

Plot:
Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments". Ilsa's goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines. IMDB

Review:
Please, do not watch this movie. Not as bad as Guinea Pig, but this movie is NOT for anyone.

Bad acting, bad accents, horrible plot. Definately a Video Nasty, very violent, very graphic.

Banned in Australia and Norway (and probably many other places, too).

I would avoid it if I were you. :)

Hans och Hennes

AKA:
Making Babies (International: English title)

Written by:
Malin Lind Lagerlöf

Directed by:
Daniel Lind Lagerlöf

Made in:
Sweden in 2001

Actors:
Jonas Karlsson .... Johan
Johanna Sällström .... Anna-Karin
Ralph Carlsson .... Henrik
Shanti Roney .... Clarence
Michalis Koutsogiannakis .... Dimitris
Lisa Lindgren .... Åsa
Michael Nyqvist .... Doctor
Ingela Olsson .... Doctor at the fertility clinic
Anders Janzon .... Elof
Gunilla Abrahamsson .... Pharmacy clerk
Angela Kovacs .... Banker

Plot:
Johan and Anna-Karin have been a couple for years but despite many attempts, Anna-Karin doesn't get pregnant. A visit to a fertility clinic shows why: Johan's sperm quality is too low. Johan is waiting to take over his father's farm, but what's the point if they can never have children? The news also puts a strain on their relationship since Anna-Karin desperately wants to be a mother. IMDB

Review:
A very good movie. We watched this in my Swedish class and I liked it so much I made Fredrik watch it, too. :)

It is funny, and a little sad, too.

The actors do a great job.

This movie is supposed to take place in Bengtsfors, Sweden -- which is near the summerhouse, one of the closest towns near the summerhouse. My parents have even been there. :/ :) So, we've spent a lot of time there, which is also another fun reason to see it. :)

But it is a very good movie - I definately recommend it. Probably difficult to find if you aren't in Sweden or Europe. Language is in Swedish. But I'm sure if you find a copy in the States it would have English subtitles or even be dubbed.

Only deserves a:

The Gate

Written by:
Michael Nankin

Directed by:
Tibor Takács

Made in:
Canada & USA in 1987

Actors:
Stephen Dorff .... Glen
Christa Denton .... Al
Louis Tripp .... Terrence 'Terry' Chandler
Kelly Rowan .... Lori Lee
Jennifer Irwin .... Linda Lee
Deborah Grover .... Mom
Scot Denton .... Dad
Ingrid Veninger .... Paula
Sean Fagan .... Eric
Linda Goranson .... Terry's Mom
Carl Kraines .... Workman
Andrew Gunn .... Brad

Plot:
The removal of an old tree in Glen's backyard reveals a large and mysterious hole. Glen and his sister, Al, are left to look after themselves for three days when their parents go away. This is when strange things begin to happen, all of them centered around the "hole". IMDB

Review:
The effects are surprisingly good in this movie. It could be a lot worse. :/ :)

A fun movie. And an easy movie to make fun of - bad 80's hair and clothes.

Amityville Horror IV

Original title:
Amityville: The Evil Escapes

AKA:
Amityville IV: The Evil Escapes
The Amityville Horror: The Evil Escapes, Part 4

Written by:
John G. Jones (book)
Sandor Stern (television story)

Directed by:
Sandor Stern

Made in:
USA in 1989

Actors:
Patty Duke .... Nancy Evans
Jane Wyatt .... Alice Leacock
Fredric Lehne .... Father Kibbler
Lou Hancock .... Peggy
Brandy Gold .... Jessica Evans
Zoe Trilling .... Amanda Evans (as Geri Betzler)
Aron Eisenberg .... Brian Evans
Norman Lloyd .... Father Manfred
Robert Alan Browne .... Donald McTear
Gloria Cromwell .... Rhona
James Stern .... Danny Reade
Peggy McCay .... Helen Royce

Plot:
The demonic force lurking in Amityville for over 300 years escapes to a remote California mansion. It encounters a struggling family living together by uncertain means. The beast manipulates a little girl by manifesting itself in the form of her dead father. Soon it will be able to possess her completely... is it too late for a young priest to defeat the demon and end the curse? IMDB

Review:
Not perfect, not bad.

It works as a time filler. It isn't as good as the first movie of course, but it is better than some of the other Amityville movies.

An "okay" movie, but still a lot wrong with it, so it deserves a:

My Little Eye

Written by:
David Hilton (screenplay)
David Hilton (story)

Directed by:
Marc Evans

Made in:
UK, USA, France, & Canada in 2002

Actors:
Sean Cw Johnson .... Matt
Kris Lemche .... Rex
Stephen O'Reilly .... Danny
Laura Regan .... Emma
Jennifer Sky .... Charlie
Bradley Cooper .... Travis Patterson
Nick Mennell .... The Cop

Plot:
Five young people apply to live in an isolated house together for six months whilst their every move is filmed by numerous cameras. Each has their reason for wanting to be there - fame, money, adventure. The prize - $1 million. The rules - if one person leaves, everyone loses. It becomes the ultimate morality test. When Danny's beloved grandfather dies, does his greed overcome his love? When the skittish Emma finds blood on her pillow why does she still stay behind? And what dark secret does the house harbour that leaves them feeling as though they're being watched by more than just a million pairs of eyes? IMDB

Review:
A very good movie!
I was very impressed with this movie when I saw it. Much better than I thought it would be.

It could be slightly better, with more vouyer/snuff stuff going on ... but the original version of this movie was 4 hours long!! and that, I suppose, was a little too long, so this was the released version of 95 minutes. So, I have a feeling that a lot of good stuff was cut and gone, lost forever. :(( :)

Banned in Malaysia.

Not perfect - because it could be a little darker - but still very good in my opinion.

I Drink Your Blood

AKA:
Phobia (USA) (working title)
State Farm (USA) (working title)

Written by:
David E. Durston

Directed by:
David E. Durston

Made in:
USA in 1970

Actors:
Bhaskar Roy Chowdhury .... Horace Bones (as Bhaskar)
Jadine Wong .... Sue-Lin
Rhonda Fultz .... Molly
George Patterson .... Rollo
Riley Mills .... Pete
Jack Damon .... Roger Davis (as John Damon)
Elizabeth Marner-Brooks .... Mildred Nash
Richard Bowler .... Doc Banner
Tyde Kierney .... Andy
Iris Brooks .... Sylvia
Alex Mann .... Shelley

Plot:
A band of satanist hippies roll into a town and begin terrorizing the local folk. They rape a local girl and her grandpa goes after them. He fails and is given LSD. This bothers his grandson and he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog. They turn into crazed lunatics and begin killing and/or infecting everything in their path. IMDB

Review:
Not bad - definately not good. :/ :)
This is a very strange movie, but I have seen much, much worse! It is actually easy to laugh at this movie, and it isn't boring. But near the end, you are saying to yourself, "okay.. where is the end?!?" :) But I would gladly watch this movie 100 more times before watching Old School again. :D

Definately not a movie for everyone, you have to like bad, old horror movies to enjoy this one; with a bad plot, bad actors, bad effects, etc..

Only deserves a:

The Mountain of the Cannibal God

Original title:
Montagna del dio cannibale, La

AKA:
Primitive Desires (UK)
Prisoner of the Cannibal God
Slave of the Cannibal God
The Mountain of the Cannibal God (Europe: English title) (video title)

Written by:
Cesare Frugoni (screenplay)
Cesare Frugoni (story)

Directed by:
Sergio Martino

Made in:
Italy in 1978

Actors:
Ursula Andress .... Susan Stevenson
Stacy Keach .... Professor Edward Foster
Claudio Cassinelli .... Arthur Stevenson
Helmut Berger .... Arthur Weisser
Franco Fantasia .... Father Moses
Lanfranco Spinola .... Consul Burns
Carlo Longhi .... Phil, the pilot
Luigina Rocchi .... Sura

Plot:
Susan Stevenson (Ursula Andress) and her brother Arthur (Antonio Marsina) get off a plane somewhere in South America, allegedly in search of her husband. They team up with, Dr. Edward Foster (Stacy Keach). The three head into the jungle, get in more than a few fights amongst themselves, and view lots of gratuitous animal cruelty, notable an iguana getting eviscerated. IMDB

Review:
Not a good movie. :/ :) And definately not for everyone.

This is a classic Italian cannibal movie: horrible fake accents, even worse acting, but the music is GREAT!! :D It is almost worth watching these movies for the music - or the special "travel music" as Fredrik and I call it.

This one has a bad plot, a very typical - people go in jungle, people get killed by cannibals, other people go look for dead people, these people get killed by cannibals, only 1 or 2 people survive.

Surprisingly, the language in this one is English (even though the dialect constantly changes), you may recognize one of the main actors from the movie American History X.

And you might recall the main character, Ursula Andress, from a famous Bond movie - Dr. No. Yes - she is the one that comes out of the sea in the white bikini. (Did you know - her voice was dubbed in Dr. No - too heavy of an accent (She's Swiss).) And to think - she ended up doing horrible, Italian cannibal movies. :/

This one isn't so bloody and gory as other Italian cannibal movies, but there are definately some nasty parts. Really makes you wonder how they could make such good effects on such a low budget - and movies today are just - awful.. :/

But anyways - I don't recommend this movie unless you are into movies like Cannibal Holocaust.

Of course it receives:

Hocus Pocus

Written by:
David Kirschner
Mick Garris

Directed by:
Kenny Ortega

Made in:
USA in 1993

Actors:
Jason Marsden .... Voice of Thackery Binx (voice)
Bette Midler .... Winifred Sanderson
Sarah Jessica Parker .... Sarah Sanderson
Kathy Najimy .... Mary Sanderson
Omri Katz .... Max Dennison
Thora Birch .... Dani
Vinessa Shaw .... Allison
Amanda Shepherd .... Emily Binx
Larry Bagby .... Ernie/'Ice'
Tobias Jelinek .... Jay
Stephanie Faracy .... Jenny Dennison
Charles Rocket .... Dave Dennison
Doug Jones .... Billy Butcherson
Karyn Malchus .... Headless Billy Butcherson
Sean Murray .... Thackery Binx

Plot:
300 years ago, the Sanderson sisters had bewitched people. Now it's Halloween 1993 and Max Dennison (Katz) has lit the candle that would bring the witches back to life! Now Max, Allison (Shaw), and Dani (Birch) must save all the kids in Salem from the witches including leader Winifred (Midler), goofy Sarah (Parker), and high-strung Mary (Najimy) who will steal the lives of children! IMDB

Review:
Not only a children's movie. This movie is silly but also fun. It has a great cast and it is very enjoyable around Halloween. Definately not bad for being Disney. ;)

Definately deserves an:

The Fog

AKA:
John Carpenter's The Fog (USA) (complete title)

Written by:
John Carpenter &
Debra Hill

Directed by:
John Carpenter

Made in:
USA in 1980

Actors:
Adrienne Barbeau .... Stevie Wayne
Jamie Lee Curtis .... Elizabeth Solley
Janet Leigh .... Kathy Williams
John Houseman .... Mr. Machen
Tom Atkins .... Nick Castle
James Canning .... Dick Baxter
Charles Cyphers .... Dan O'Bannon
Nancy Kyes .... Sandy Fadel (as Nancy Loomis)

Plot:
The Centenary of the small sea town, Antonio Bay, is approaching. While the townsfolk prepare to celebrate, the victims of the crime that founded the town rise from the sea to claim retribution. Under cover of the fog, they carry out their vicious attacks, searching for what is rightly theirs. IMDB

Review:
Another one of my most favorite movies (big surprise). :/ :)
And of course another Jamie Lee Curtis movie. :)

A great movie. I grew up watching this movie as well, and definately recommend it.

To me, it deserves a:

Copycat

Written by:
Ann Biderman
David Madsen

Directed by:
Jon Amiel

Made in:
USA in 1995

Actors:
Sigourney Weaver .... Helen Hudson
Holly Hunter .... M.J. Monahan
Dermot Mulroney .... Reuben Goetz
William McNamara .... Peter Foley
Harry Connick Jr. .... Daryll Lee Cullum
J.E. Freeman .... Lt. Thomas Quinn
Will Patton .... Nicoletti
John Rothman .... Andy

Plot:
Criminal profiler and psychologist Dr Helen Hudson (Sigourney Weaver) becomes entangled in the deadly mind game of a vicious copycat serial killer Peter Foley (William Mcnamara). Due to the horrific attack Helen suffered in her past as an agoraphobic she is confined to her apartment. The killer uses this against her in his murderous attempts to become a famous serial killer. Detectives M. J Monahan (Holly Hunter) and Reuben Goetz (Dermot Mulroney) they have the challenge of trying to capture the killer before he kills again and uses his chance to commit another atrocious murder. IMDB

Review:
I like this movie. It is very simple and there are good actors.

I'm not much of a Sigourney Weaver fan, and in this movie her character wasn't very nice, so I think the role fit her well.

I'd definately recommend this movie.

Halloween

AKA:
John Carpenter's Halloween (USA) (complete title)
The Babysitter Murders (USA) (working title)

Written by:
John Carpenter
Debra Hill

Directed by:
John Carpenter

Made in:
USA in 1978

Actors:
Donald Pleasence .... Dr. Sam Loomis
Jamie Lee Curtis .... Laurie Strode
Nancy Kyes .... Annie Brackett (as Nancy Loomis)
P.J. Soles .... Lynda
Charles Cyphers .... Sheriff Leigh Brackett
Kyle Richards .... Lindsey Wallace
Brian Andrews .... Tommy Doyle

Plot:
Michael Myers has been in an institution since he was a young boy, after murdering his sister. Now he's escaped and is heading back home to terrorise the quiet community which still remembers him. IMDB

Review:
Another one of those movies that I grew up watching, another one that I quote while it is playing to annoy Fredrik. ;)

A decent scary movie, and once again Jamie Lee Curtis is the Scream Queen. :)

The acting isn't that bad for being a 70's horror movie.

Christopher Lee was asked to play the role of Sam Loomis, but turned it down.
And all of the actors wore their own clothes, since there was no money for a costume department. Jamie Lee Curtis went to J.C. Penney for Laurie Strode's wardrobe. She spent less than a hundred dollars for the entire set. The movie was made on a budget of $400,000.

Definately a classic!

Zoolander

AKA:
Derek Zoolander (USA) (working title)
Zoolander (Germany)

Written by:
Drake Sather
Ben Stiller

Directed by:
Ben Stiller

Made in:
USA, Australia, & Germany in 2001

Actors:
Ben Stiller .... Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson .... Hansel McDonald/Leonard Mortimer Weitzman
Christine Taylor .... Matilda Jeffries
Will Ferrell .... Jacobin Mugatu/Jacob Moogberg/Little Cletus
Milla Jovovich .... Katinka Ingabogovinanana
Jerry Stiller .... Maury Ballstein
David Duchovny .... J.P. Prewitt

Plot:
Male supermodel Derek Zoolander is on his way down after three years of continuously winning the "Male Model of the Year" award. When he is beaten by the hot newcomer Hansel, Derek starts searching for a new meaning in his life. Just then fashion czar Mugatu offers Derek a comeback in his new "Derelicte"-line. What nobody suspected is that Mugatu plans to assassinate the new Malaysian Prime Minister on his visit to New York, so that cheap child labor is still available for Mugatu's fashion producing. By brainwashing Zoolander, Mugatu and his evil associate Katinka create a dumb and willing killer to do the job. Only in Time Magazine journalist Matilda suspicion arises slowly, and she tries to stop Derek. IMDB

Review:
This movie is banned in Malaysia and Singapore! I have a feeling only because of how the movie is entirely about child labor laws, and how in the movie they are trying to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia...

But it is a hilarious movie!! :) Much better than some of Stiller's newest stuff.

It isn't funny "haha," but it is funny.. :/ :) I think most people either really like this movie or really hate it.

Lots of cameos in this movie, Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Victoria Beckham, Fabio, David Bowe, Billy Zane, just to name a few..

Sometimes I laugh outloud, other times I just shake my head and crunch my eyebrows...
Don't try to take this movie seriously in any way, shape, or form!

Youngblood

Written by:
Peter Markle
John Whitmore

Directed by:
Peter Markle

Made in:
USA in 1986

Actors:
Rob Lowe .... Dean Youngblood
Cynthia Gibb .... Jessie Chadwick
Patrick Swayze .... Derek Sutton
Ed Lauter .... Murray Chadwick
Jim Youngs .... Kelly Youngblood
Eric Nesterenko .... Blane Youngblood
George J. Finn .... Racki (as George Finn)

Plot:
A skilled young hockey prospect hoping to attract the attention of professional scouts is pressured to show that he can fight if challenged during his stay in a Canadian minor hockey town. His on-ice activities are complicated by his relationship with the coach's daughter. IMDB

Review:
What a horrible movie!! We watched this last night and I laughed most of the way through it. :/ :) Horrible 80's haircuts and clothes. And the acting is horrific. The icehockey playing was so bad.. :/ :)

But an easy movie to make fun of!
It wasn't "bad" but it wasn't good, either. :/ :)

Bus Stop

Original title:
Bus, jeong ryu-jang

Written by:
Jae-chan Lee

Directed by:
Min-yeon Lee

Made in:
South Korea in 2002

Actors:
Tae-woo Kim .... Jae-Sup
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Kong-ju Han
Min-jeong Kim .... So-Hee (as Min-jung Kim)
Ye-ryeong Kim
Ji-a Park
Jin-seo Yun

Plot:
A thirty-two year old man falls in love with a seventeen year-old highschool student whom he sees at the bus stop everyday.

Review:
Not nearly as good as other Korean movies we have seen. But it isn't "bad."

The story is a little strange, and a little confusing, but it does end up making sense. You get to see the same day twice, with his version and her version, and then the movie pulls together.

Definately a romance movie. I definately prefer other Korean genres. I'm not much for romance movies anyways. :/

The actors do a good job, and the plot is "okay."

Language is Korean, we had horrible English subtitles with no punctuation. Might be a difficult movie to find.

It deserves:

Witchboard

Written by:
Kevin Tenney

Directed by:
Kevin Tenney

Made in:
UK & USA in 1986

Actors:
Todd Allen .... Jim Morar
Clare Bristol .... Anchorwoman
Burke Byrnes .... Lt. Dewhurst
Gloria Hayes .... Wanda
Tawny Kitaen .... Linda Brewster
J.P. Luebsen .... Malfeitor
Rose Marie .... Mrs. Moses
Stephen Nichols .... Brandon Sinclair
Susan Nickerson
James W. Quinn .... Lloyd
Kenny Rhodes .... Mike
Judy Tatum .... Dr. Gelineau
Kathleen Wilhoite .... Zarabeth

Plot:
At a party, a guest brings out a Ouija board, and they attempt to contact a spirit he knows. The spirit does appear, but it becomes apparent to the one who brought the Ouija board that this is an evil spirit that is impersonating his spirit, and despite warnings not to use the board alone, a woman uses it alone, and becomes harassed by the evil spirit, his goal to possess her so he can walk the earth again. IMDB

Review:
A good enough movie. Not the best, but it works to fill time. :)

The actors are decent, if not a bit exaggerated. The plot is good.

Not a bad movie.

The Time Machine

Written by:
H.G. Wells (novel)
David Duncan

Directed by:
George Pal

Made in:
USA in 1960

Actors:
Rod Taylor .... George (H. G. Wells)
Alan Young .... David Filby/James Filby
Yvette Mimieux .... Weena
Sebastian Cabot .... Dr. Philip Hillyer
Tom Helmore .... Anthony Bridewell
Whit Bissell .... Walter Kemp
Doris Lloyd .... Mrs. Watchett

Plot:
From the book by H.G. Wells, a scientist and tinkerer builds a time machine and uses it to explore the distant future where there are two races, a mild gentle race, and a cannibalistic one living underground. His machine is stolen by the underground race and he must risk capture himself (and being eaten) to return to his own time. IMDB

Review:
An awesome movie. This one has always been one of my favorites.

The remake was awful, this one (the original) is definately much better. The actors do such a great job, and even though the effects are lacking, it is still better than the remake!

A definate must see for everyone!

Candyman

AKA:
Clive Barker's Candyman (USA)

Written by:
Clive Barker (story)
Bernard Rose

Directed by:
Bernard Rose

Made in:
USA in 1992

Actors:
Virginia Madsen .... Helen Lyle
Tony Todd .... Candyman
Xander Berkeley .... Trevor Lyle
Kasi Lemmons .... Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh
Vanessa Williams .... Anne-Marie McCoy
DeJuan Guy .... Jake
Carolyn Lowery .... Stacey
Barbara Alston .... Henrietta Mosely
Sarina C. Grant .... Kitty Culver
Michael Culkin .... Professor Philip Purcell
Stanley DeSantis .... Dr. Burke
Marianna Elliott .... Clara
Ted Raimi .... Billy
Ria Pavia .... Monica
Mark Daniels .... Student

Plot:
Helen Lyle (Virginia Madsen) is writing a paper on urban legends when she hears about the Candyman (Tony Todd), who was once an ex-slave-turned-artist name Daniel Robitaille, who had an affair his client's daughter. Robitaille's right hand was sawn off, he was covered in honey, and stung to death by bees. If anyone says the word "Candyman" five times in a mirror, he'll appear behind that person, a bloody hook as a replacement for his hand, and kill him. A series of unsolved murders is happening in the Cabrini Green projects and Helen is using this to help with her paper. The residents say the Candyman is to blame, but Helen doesn't believe it. Until she meets the man with a hook for a hand. Now, he's begun to murder her friends and no one believes her. Can Helen clear her name and stop the Canydman from killing anyone else? IMDB

Review:
A very decent movie. Maybe not "scary" but definately a good movie. Everything flows well, the plot is okay, and the actors do a good job.

Aztec Mummy Vs. the Human Robot

Original title:
Momia azteca contra el robot humano, La

AKA:
Aztec Mummy Vs. the Human Robot
Robot humano, El
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (USA) (dubbed version)

Written by:
Guillermo Calderón
Alfredo Salazar

Directed by:
Rafael Portillo
Manuel San Fernando

Made in:
Mexico in 1958

Actors:
Ramón Gay .... Dr. Eduardo Almadan
Rosa Arenas .... Flora Almadan/Princess Xochi (as Rosita Arenas)
Crox Alvarado .... Pincate
Luis Aceves Castañeda .... Dr. Krupp
Arturo Martínez .... Bruno

Plot:
A mad doctor builds a robot in order to steal a valuable Aztec treasure from a tomb guarded by a centuries old living mummy. IMDB

Review:
Absolutely awful movie. :/ Dreadfully awful. :/ And completely confusing.

Luckily we watched this movie with Mystery Science Theater 3000, which made it somewhat bearable. (Otherwise we wouldn't have watched the movie in the first place!)

But it was an awful movie. The dubbing wasn't too good either.

Please, avoid this movie at all costs.